A Trial of Error Judge              Name?   Suez                Suez.   Judge              Suez?   Suez                Suez.   Judge              How did/ you get a…?   Suez                It’s an anagram of Zeus.   Judge              Ah…..

OUT OF HER SHELL Scene – THE TATE Gallery C A S T:   EMILIA and Robert – a married couple Emelia:                                Now, who’s she? Robert:                              Buxom wench with fleshy thighs?/ EMELIA:                                And skilfully draped

  John: 30s, down to earth, builder;      Philip: 50s, university lecturer. SCENE: Clinic in Switzerland. Waiting room.   JOHN              I’ve never done this before. PHILIP           It’s not exactly something one does more than once.

  The scene is a village pub. Dr. Stuart, an expert Historian from Oxford University, is sitting by himself in the corner. Joe, an ex-student of his, approaches him. Joe: Hi, long time since…remember

Waiter       Thirty-Nine, … Thirty-nine out there? Low-fat cheese, lettuce and  watercress on wafer….Thirty-nine! …(ASIDE TO  WAITRESS) Who  ordered this? Waitress          Slim, blonde; in maroon Versaachi suit. Came in with elegant, bearded  man in grey

  ALEX             No time like the present. Act on instinct, that’s me. BEATY           Oh no, not your instinct again! ALEX             Warm day, sap rising – good time to get out and do it. BEATY          

Outside Randolph Hotel Oxford Steve:        Big Issue! Big Issue! Enter George in a hurry GEORGE:       Sorry. In a hurry. STEVE:        Enjoy your day, HE Exits … Mr Simkins. STEVE:        Big Issue! Need to get

Carol – female 30’s, Dot – Carol’s Mum 50’s – Set in Carol’s kitchen early afternoon DOT Cooee! Carol, I’m here. CAROL Oh, Hi Mum – just time for a cuppa before we collect

A girl is wandering around…looking for directions. It is night-time. Dark. The girl is aged 16. Location: a quiet road in America. Angel Excuse me, excuse me! Driver (Car slows down) You’re out late

The scene is Heathrow. George, a Father, is going to fly out to meet his pregnant daughter. Gladys is the Check-in Attendant Gladys Welcome to Heathrow George What do I do with my luggage?

At last there’s time by Joel Kaye             FATHER AND SON SIT FACING EACH OTHER   SON:              There hasn’t been any time.. FATHER:       There’s never the right time, Son. SON               No, Father, you don’t

WHERE THE PURPLE BLOSSOMS ARE SCATTERED ON THE PATH               ROWENA IS SEATED. MARGARET STANDS ROWENA        Come in from the rain MARGARET      You see where the purple blossoms are scattered on the path, shiny

-NEW ORLEANS 1913 by Joel Kaye-   THE EDITOR’S OFFICE AT A NEW ORLEANS NEWSPAPER JANUARY 1913. EDITOR IS SEATED. REPORTER STANDS. EDITOR        Shooting a .38 revolver you say?  REPORTER      Yes, Mr Editor, sir!

IT WAS THE SUMMERTIME by Joel Kaye DAVEY IS SEATED AT A TABLE. ANNA IS SEATED IN ANOTHER AREA   DAVEY       It was the summertime you know and everything was blowing and banging

GUILTY by Joel Kaye   HERMAN AND GERTRUD STAND EITHER SIDE OF THE STAGE, EACH HOLDING A GLASS   HERMAN            Oh, look! There she is. GERTRUD           Oh, it’s him.  HERMAN            Always the guilty look.

A TABLE BY THE WINDOW ANDREW AND COOPER ARE SEATED IN A RESTAURANT BY A WINDOW COOPER    You see all the world’s types passing here – Slavs, Africans, Asiatics, Indians, Semites, Nordics. Who would

The action takes place in the changing room immediately after a Lions game against Australia in 1959. David Marques is an Eton and Oxford educated Guards officer.Bill Murray is an Irish farm-hand. The game

Divorce…   David: So we have reduced the tax – Daily Mail headline: - rich boys gain - David: – and changed the way we treat pensioners - Daily Mail headline: – granny tax

Gardener’s World     ALEX             No time like the present. Act on instinct, that’s me.   BEATY           Oh no, not your instinct again!   ALEX             Warm day, sap rising – good time to get

I THINK THEREFORE I AM or PUTTING DESCARTES BEFORE THE FORCE SCENE: A computer lab in Cambridge University. Professor George Marchant, head of the Artificial Intelligence Department is seated at a computer terminal. Alongside

I Felt a Shudder The scene is a village pub. Dr. Stuart, an expert Historian from Oxford University, is sitting by himself in the corner. Joe, an ex-student of his, approaches him. Joe: Hi,

Big Issue OUTSIDE RANDOLPH HOTEL OXFORD STEVE: Big Issue! Big Issue! ENTER GEORGE IN A HURRY GEORGE: Sorry. In a hurry. STEVE: Enjoy your day, HE Exits … Mr Simkins. STEVE: Big Issue! Need

Your Order Waiter Thirty-Nine, … Thirty-nine out there? Low-fat cheese, lettuce and watercress on wafer….Thirty-nine! …(ASIDE TO WAITRESS) Who ordered this? Waitress Slim, blonde; in maroon Versaachi suit. Came in with elegant, bearded man

Bird John: 30s, down to earth, builder; Philip: 50s, university lecturer. SCENE: Clinic in Switzerland. Waiting room. JOHN I’ve never done this before. PHILIP It’s not exactly something one does more than once. JOHN