Divorce…
- David: So we have reduced the tax –
- Daily Mail headline: - rich boys gain -
- David: – and changed the way we treat pensioners -
- Daily Mail headline: – granny tax -
- David: – and looking at the NHS -
- Daily Mail headline: – the BMA oppose -
- David: – and I eat pasties -
- Daily Mail headline: – but the shop closed down years ago -
- David: – and we hate tax avoiders -
- Daily Mail headline: – leading Tory has several companies offshore -
- David: – and we will reform the Human Rights Act -
- Daily Mail headline: – the appeal against being deported to Jordan wins -
- David: – abandon plans to buy the conventional F-35C Joint Strike Fighter
- Daily Mail headline: – U-turn on jets -
- David: – the F-35B version which takes off and lands like a Harrier jump jet.
- Daily Mail headline: – Coalition reinstates axed policy -
- David: We’re revising policy on DNA -
- Daily Mail headline: – are U-turns genetic?
- David: We’re capping party finances at £50,000 -
- Daily Mail headline: – donations bought via Treasurer
- David: Changing on signatories to EU treaty -
- Daily Mail headline: Euro sceptics furious at Cameron back-tracking
- David: Remember – ‘vote for change’
- Daily Mail headline: Government by Dave’s chums as they perfect the art of flipping
- David: Tory support dwindling…
- Daily Mail headline: Circulation continues to rise…
THE END