Divorce (by Chris Sivewright)

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Divorce…

 

  • David: So we have reduced the tax –
  • Daily Mail headline: - rich boys gain -
  • David: – and changed the way we treat pensioners -
  • Daily Mail headline: – granny tax -
  • David: – and looking at the NHS -
  • Daily Mail headline: – the BMA oppose -
  • David: – and I eat pasties -
  • Daily Mail headline: – but the shop closed down years ago -
  • David: – and we hate tax avoiders -
  • Daily Mail headline: – leading Tory has several companies offshore -
  • David: – and we will reform the Human Rights Act -
  • Daily Mail headline: – the appeal against being deported to Jordan wins -
  • David: – abandon plans to buy the conventional F-35C Joint Strike Fighter
  • Daily Mail headline: – U-turn on jets -
  • David: – the F-35B version which takes off and lands like a Harrier jump jet.
  • Daily Mail headline: – Coalition reinstates axed policy -
  • David: We’re revising policy on DNA -
  • Daily Mail headline: – are U-turns genetic?
  • David: We’re capping party finances at £50,000 -
  • Daily Mail headline: – donations bought via Treasurer
  • David: Changing on signatories to EU treaty -
  • Daily Mail headline: Euro sceptics furious at Cameron back-tracking
  • David: Remember – ‘vote for change’
  • Daily Mail headline: Government by Dave’s chums as they perfect the art of flipping
  • David: Tory support dwindling…
  • Daily Mail headline: Circulation continues to rise…

THE END