The scene is Heathrow. George, a Father, is going to fly out to meet his pregnant daughter. Gladys is the Check-in Attendant
| Gladys | Welcome to Heathrow |
| George | What do I do with my luggage? |
| Gladys | I will weigh it |
| George | It is probably very heavy |
| Gladys | We’ll find out won’t we |
| George | I have a lot of tins in there |
| Gladys | Tins of what? |
| George | Tomatoes… |
| Gladys | You won’t be allowed to take them in… |
| George | …for my daughter – she’s pregnant |
| Gladys | That doesn’t change anything |
| George | It will change her life! She’s pregnant I say… |
| Gladys | That still doesn’t change anything |
| George | All she does is eat tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes… |
| Gladys | You’ll have to buy tomatoes when you get to her country |
| George | They have none |
| Gladys | She’’’ have to eat something else |
| George | You have no heart |
| Gladys | It’s the rules |
| George | Rules can be broken – it’s for the baby |
| Gladys | I don’t care |
| George | That’s because you’re a man |
| Gladys | What’s that got to do with anything |
| George | Everything… |