The action takes place in the changing room immediately after a Lions game against Australia in 1959. David Marques is an Eton and Oxford educated Guards officer.Bill Murray is an Irish farm-hand. The game

Divorce…   David: So we have reduced the tax – Daily Mail headline: - rich boys gain - David: – and changed the way we treat pensioners - Daily Mail headline: – granny tax

Gardener’s World     ALEX             No time like the present. Act on instinct, that’s me.   BEATY           Oh no, not your instinct again!   ALEX             Warm day, sap rising – good time to get

I THINK THEREFORE I AM or PUTTING DESCARTES BEFORE THE FORCE SCENE: A computer lab in Cambridge University. Professor George Marchant, head of the Artificial Intelligence Department is seated at a computer terminal. Alongside

I Felt a Shudder The scene is a village pub. Dr. Stuart, an expert Historian from Oxford University, is sitting by himself in the corner. Joe, an ex-student of his, approaches him. Joe: Hi,

Big Issue OUTSIDE RANDOLPH HOTEL OXFORD STEVE: Big Issue! Big Issue! ENTER GEORGE IN A HURRY GEORGE: Sorry. In a hurry. STEVE: Enjoy your day, HE Exits … Mr Simkins. STEVE: Big Issue! Need

Your Order Waiter Thirty-Nine, … Thirty-nine out there? Low-fat cheese, lettuce and watercress on wafer….Thirty-nine! …(ASIDE TO WAITRESS) Who ordered this? Waitress Slim, blonde; in maroon Versaachi suit. Came in with elegant, bearded man

Bird John: 30s, down to earth, builder; Philip: 50s, university lecturer. SCENE: Clinic in Switzerland. Waiting room. JOHN I’ve never done this before. PHILIP It’s not exactly something one does more than once. JOHN